Old Man: Hi. How you doin'?
Me: I'm alright.
Old Man: Mmm-mmm. Damn, you lookin' good tonight!
Me: Thank you.
Old Man: Where your girls at?
Me: I don't have any girls.
Old Man: You wanna get high tonight?
Me: No, thanks. I don't do that.
Old Man: You wanna get high?! I ain't bullshittin'!
Me: Ah, no, have a good night.