February 2012
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Improv in the Target Line
Guy: (loads 3 huge boxes of diapers onto check-out conveyor belt, looks embarrassed as they tumble)
Me: Tired of wearing underwear, too, eh?
Guy: What?!
Me: I get it. You're at work and the bathroom is all the way down the hall.
Guy: Oh, my God.
Me: Or the game is on and you ate too many nachos. It's cool, man.
Guy: You're crazy!
Me: Nah, I just woke up.
Target Lady: (ringing my stuff up) Is that all?
Me: What? You want me to buy all those diapers, too?! I don't think so!
Guitar Center
Employee: Let me see if I can find something to put this in.
Me: That'swhatshesaid.
(pause)
Me: I'm sorry. I can't help it.
