I’m not like other girls
You can’t straighten my curls
Audition: Post Discussion About Neanderthal Females Having Larger Pelvises.
- Assistant: Melina, we're going to pair you up with two guys. Is that okay?
- Me: Sure. Guess I'll need a Neanderthal pelvis!
- Assistant: (jaw dropped)
- Guy: (covering his mouth)
- Me: That's a callback in comedy.
- (it was my best, most fun audition yet so this was all okay and they wanted a funny chick)
Not only does it demean those slept with, it demeans the sleeper who becomes reduced to a mere vulgar fraction himself.
Howard Jacobson on men and sexual conquests.
20-30 Female, beautiful, racist. Actress MUST have an amazing sense of humor.